#Daemon Targaryen x Freyja Skjaldmeyjar [Fem Reader]
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House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes
Masterlist / Masterlist Part 2
Dividers Used: Link Starring: Daemon Targaryen & Freyja Skjaldmeyjar-Targaryen [Female Reader]
Freyja: Go fuck yourself. Daemon, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Freyja: What’s your body count? Daemon: Do you mean sex or murder?
Daemon: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Freyja: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Daemon: Freyja, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? Freyja: …People?
Daemon:Â Stop doing that. Freyja:Â Stop doing what? Daemon:Â Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Freyja: What happened to your nose? Daemon: I used it to break some guy's fist.
Freyja: I feel like doing something stupid. Daemon: I’m stupid, do me.
[Incorrect Quotes Modern AU] Daemon:Â This date is boring! Freyja:Â This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Daemon:Â Then why did you invite me? Freyja:Â I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Freyja I'll do whatever I want! ---------------------------------------------
Freyja: Daemon, you're my best friend. Daemon: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Daemon: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Freyja:Â How would you like your coffee? Daemon:Â As dark and as bitter as my soul. Freyja, shouting to someone behind the counter:Â I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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Freyja: I like your new pants! Daemon: Thanks, they were 50 off! Freyja: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. winks Daemon: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Freyja: That’s… not what I meant. Daemon: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Freyja.
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Daemon: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message. Freyja: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Freyja: Do you think sex without love is a sin? Daemon: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
Freyja: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Daemon, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Freyja: Do it coward, you won't.
Freyja: Daemon and I are no longer dating. Daemon: Freyja, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Freyja: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Daemon: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Freyja: I— Freyja: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Daemon: Kill him. Freyja: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Freyja: Just say when. Daemon: When. Freyja: I- Freyja: Now or later? Daemon: Oh.
Freyja: Daemon, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. Daemon: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!
Freyja: I’m sorry for being annoying. Freyja: It will happen again.
Freyja: Daemon taught me to think before I act. Freyja: …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Daemon: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Freyja: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Freyja: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Daemon: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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